'Lounge on the Farm'

So... Another weekend another amazing festival experience. This time the destination was the deepest, darkest depths of rural Canterbury. Jesus the H-Van arrives in a cloud of dust as if he was the roadrunner on speed



Simon gets the action started with a fricky f-fresh, new porno tash. Let the games begin!




As we all know, the purpose of these little escapades into the countryside is to spread the word of Luardos. Good, healthy food, happy people, and of course... facepaint wherever possible



If only we had nice grass to sit on down at Whitecross street, then we could admire our happy customers really enjoying their meals first hand. For now we will just have to make do with photo evidence



Word quickly spread throughout the festival about the mystical H-van and soon admirers were being drawn in. Like these strange little fellas




...and as night fell the more dangerous elements began to raise their mischievous heads. A couple of Bandits arrived with mayhem in mind




Unfortunately this affected the Luardos crew in a big way and they ended up getting proper rowdy



The final straw that broke the little donkey's back however, came when the Churros bros', from the van nextdoor, tagged poor Harriet with a chocolate 'Sanchez'



And this brings another wicked weekend to a close. Next destination:

LOVEBOX BABY!!!