Standon Calling

Hello People. Standon calling was within spitting distance of London. Just a quick, and mildly perilous, jaunt up th A10 and we were knee deep in our sixth festival of the season. Luardos was really entering into the world of the unknown ths time when we were joined by Burrito debutants; Gini and Ellie. However, having assessed their performances over the entire festival, we have since decided to set up a recruitment agency. 'Luardos Angels' should be up and running by the new year.



Things took a turn for the worse early doors in the fields of Standon and some live action scenes, that would have had Alfred Hitchcock bricking it, led Gini to head for the hills. 'The Wasps' could have been an instant internet success if we weren't so busy avoiding the little bastards. (I f***ing hate wasps)



El Gremlo and El Numerico weren't afraid. Of course they weren't, thems some damn hardcore mexican wrestlers. They were just busy during the day that's the only reason they waited until nightfall to show their handsome selves.



With some very rare footage here, we see the Luardos boys having a rare moment of kinsmanship in a rave situation. Lovely to see.



Lambibal Lecter joined in on the action and decided that Chianti would not do as a lubricant for his recently devoured burrito (oddly veggie) and instead opted to imbibe lager in order that he may aide his deglutition.



Sarah pulled som green bloke. Whatevs.

(not really)



After the anarchic degradation of the previous night, Simon was left feeling a little worse for warewolf and more than a little confused. Had this really happened? Where was he and where was everyone else?



...and what the hell had those damned wasps done to Jesus H-vans tyres? Punctured two of his little padders with their poisonous bum-spears. Mark my words wasps your pointless existence will come to an end soon and the corpse of one of your fallen chieftains that I found in my can of pop is just a harbinger of things to come.



Sorry. Anyway, it was a great festival and everyone loved it. We will definitely be back next year. OH FO SHIZZLE!!!