Friday 9 December 2011

The Stylist Mag - She HUNGREY!

Lovely little piece in the Stylist Magazine all about one lady's daily eating habits. It's a bit like those programmes on tele where they ask you to write down exactly what you eat in a week and then they put it all in a see through bag and show you and everyone feels sick.

Bit like that, except we don't see the bag, we just see this lady (Let's call her Penny) stood in front of her favourite places lookin all cool and stylin'..

05:13 and while the friendly milkman hops off to deliver Mrs Evan's daily order, Penny jumps on board and helps herself to a pint of gold top. Charming.


Check it. It's 09:11 and a much healthier shout from Penny! Looks like she's gonna have some williams pears, oranges and apples.


Ahhh... what's this? 12:30 and Penny's getting a Burrito from Luardos on Whitecross Street Market!! (clap, clap, clap). Fair play Pen (!), You got rice and beans; the perfect combonation of protein providing all the essential amino acids (Who knew?), Tomatoes; they contain lycopene - great for preventing prostate cancer. Perfect. Avocados; "It's good fats" they can help lower cholesterol levels, Iceberg Lettuce; contains Lactucarium "Lettuce Opium" - helps you get to sleep... surely not the cause of the Burrito coma!? And Capsaicum; contains an anti fungal agent.


Right.. Penny had a burrito at 12.30. I don't know about you but that normally keeps me going until at least 6 or 7 pm. It's 16:23 Penny! Why you lookin at RICE?? Also, why you lookin all crazy like that? What happened this afternoon?


19:17: Man down. I think we've lost her. She's sitting on the counter in the Fryer's Delight scoffing a bag of Rock and large chips with extra saveloy and (bleeugh...) pickled egg vinegar!

Once you pop, you can't stop. 23:48 and after a pint of cream/milk, 2 crates of fruit, 2 full takeaway meals and who knows how much Pure Basmati, Penny tucks into a salt beef beigel with mustard and gherkins. Go to bed Penny. Only 5 hours till milk time!


Thank you to Lee Jenkins (Great photos!) and everyone at the Stylist.

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